Friday, June 6, 2008

One for the ladies

I tried to write happy posts.....and guess what??.....well, i couldn't come up with anything good to write.Although i am on cloud nine right now..:)...I just dont know where to start from.Words are something that cant explain what's happening in my life.
Anyway,so before i leave for bangalore, I thought I'd post something happy....so that my blog doesn't get tagged 'sad'.
I found this e-mail sent by my friend Amy which i did not even bother to read when she actually sent it.I was just checking my mails today and came across this one.Its really funny.I am sure many of you may have received it as a forward but for those of you who haven't, you'll love it...hopefully:)...


INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail..

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support



how about that?...:)

14 comments:

Nirmal's Blog said...

heheh u compared us with SOFTware...lol..

Sutta said...

Hahaha!! =))

vishvsambyal said...

lol i thought it would be just another forward... but after reading it i cant stop laghing..:-)..gr8 one...

gunj said...

lol
dat was funny!!
n uve got to tell us wat ure so happy about@!!

neha said...

its gr8..vry funny! =)
btw wanted to ask u...frm where did u get such a nice skin for ur blog?..i am bored with my blog's look..wanna change it!

pj said...

@nirmal
oh...mistake, mistake....hehe..:)

@sutta.
:D:):)

@samby
hehe....ya even i felt the same way abt the email at first but wen i read it, found it really funny
glad u liked it!..:)

@gunj
ya...maybe sumtym latr....wen i start to understand wats actually happening, i'll write about it....i surely will....:)

@neha
thnx..:)
actually a frnd helped me out with the template...thers a code for it that u need to chnge in edit html and u can put any picture in the background....as long as it is big enough...
or else try templates at finalsense.com...

BIG Omi said...

he he eh
That was hilarious.. but in support of husbands fraternity... so I liked it... still laffing... so enjoy the trip to B'lore..

*now listening to Bob Dylan- Blowin in the wind..*

Aditi ''Jiggs'' said...

eheheh
nice nice

Aditi ''Jiggs'' said...

btw awesome backgrd girl
lovedd it

gunj said...

hey...y no updates?

pj said...

....Thnx every1 fr the comments!
@gunj
happy tat someone cares....will update it soon..:)

neha said...

update!!!!!

Sutta said...

Alot many care.
So, WRITE!!

pj said...

@neha &
@sutta
....thnx guys...will update....but i m just not in a mood to write....myself waiting for this 'i dont want to blog' phase to get over soon!!...;):)